Complete every level.
Achieve B Rank or higher on every level.
Achieve A Rank or higher on every level.
Achieve S Rank on every level.
Have a Total Completion Time of under 38:00:00
Unlock every level.
Stretch your concentration further than before.
Be able to turn on those big puppy dog eyes.
Look, they aren't portals okay?
Find some strange rectangular friends.
Find out that not everything's bolted down.
Blue and Orange have died 1,500 times between them.
Find a faster mode of travel.
Find the pew pews and the shooty bits.
Collect Time Bonuses 150 times.
Blue and Orange have died 250 times between them.
Complete any level in under 00:02:50
Collect Time Bonuses 25 times.
Find out how to turn back time.
Blue and Orange have died 50 times between them.
Learn something (very) important.
